Delicious anger filled rage!
The following is a list of things that make me really angry. I feel as though I need to get these things off my chest.
1. Slow turners.
Imagine if you will that you are driving at a normal speed, say 50 or 60 km/h. The car in front of you signals to turn right. Oh car, you think, thank you for signalling because equally as frustrating is drivers who do not signal before they turn. What makes you so special that you think you do not have to signal like the rest of us? Should we just know that you will turn? Sorry, tangent. Anyways, turns out the car that so politely signalled slows to almost a complete stop before turning, causing you (if you drive a standard like me) to have to shift down 3 or 4 times and also to almost stop. So angry.
2. Dropping things.
Why sometimes must I have such slippery and clumsy fingers? Dropping things is so preventable. Then, after dropping said thing, you must also pick it up. So much expended effort for the lazy like me. And all this is so unnecessary. So angry.
3. People are suing KFC and Starbucks for serving fatty products.
What? Seriously... can you believe this? I saw it on the news last night that horrible companies like KFC and Starbucks are out to make us all fat and that we better sue them because it's obviously their responsibility as to what they feed us. I don't like or eat KFC, but if they want to serve a fatty product, go ahead and let them. It's your own damn fault if you choose to eat it. Morons. So angry. So very angry.
1. Slow turners.
Imagine if you will that you are driving at a normal speed, say 50 or 60 km/h. The car in front of you signals to turn right. Oh car, you think, thank you for signalling because equally as frustrating is drivers who do not signal before they turn. What makes you so special that you think you do not have to signal like the rest of us? Should we just know that you will turn? Sorry, tangent. Anyways, turns out the car that so politely signalled slows to almost a complete stop before turning, causing you (if you drive a standard like me) to have to shift down 3 or 4 times and also to almost stop. So angry.
2. Dropping things.
Why sometimes must I have such slippery and clumsy fingers? Dropping things is so preventable. Then, after dropping said thing, you must also pick it up. So much expended effort for the lazy like me. And all this is so unnecessary. So angry.
3. People are suing KFC and Starbucks for serving fatty products.
What? Seriously... can you believe this? I saw it on the news last night that horrible companies like KFC and Starbucks are out to make us all fat and that we better sue them because it's obviously their responsibility as to what they feed us. I don't like or eat KFC, but if they want to serve a fatty product, go ahead and let them. It's your own damn fault if you choose to eat it. Morons. So angry. So very angry.
posted by Robyn Bishop @ 1:26 PM
2 Comments:
At 5:16 PM,
Michael LaRoy said…
Tell me about it. In my occupation, I see the worst of the worst drivers on a daily basis. Multiple times a day! Slow turners; non-signallers; crazy speeders; people who don't look where they're going (or can't because of chosen/forced atire); and TRUCKS, particularly the ones that are on cell phones while trying to negotiate a tight corner and thus using only one hand to steer a huge rig; and trucks who go through the yellow/red lights from the left turn bays, and end up holding up people who actually have a green light (read: usually me); tailgaiters when there's police with radar...well, tailgaiters period!
Whew! And that's not even the half of it!
At 9:52 PM,
raych said…
thailand doesn't have slow-turners. they don't have slow anything. there are no rules of the road, unless maybe 'don't get hit.' you want to go the wrong way down a road? people will get out of your way and won't even honk. you want to sneak up between two cars in a two-lane road? go for it, man. you want to put four people and an infant on a motorcylce and tear through town at breakneck speeds? just remember that people don't pull over for the ambulance (for real). i miss you, bird.
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