Part-time Paramedication

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Snuffalufagitis... or, whatever.

I have come to a new realization. This stems from my lack of knowledge of syndroms or diseases. You see, nurses think that paramedics know a lot more than we do. They ramble off all these medications, diseases and symptoms and expect that we know what they are and what they're for.

'Oh, well, Mrs. So-and-so has hepatoma, scleroderma, chostochronditis, Trichinellosis and has had a colposcopy so that's why (obviously) she takes Maxaquin, zanamivir, and erlotiniv.'

blink. blink. blink.

In the past I have simply nodded my head and smiled and said 'ohhhhh yeah, of course, obviously, ok, no problem' but I have since realized that this does not do me or my patient any good. Plus, I figure I like to learn stuff and what better way than to know what these things are. So watch out all you nurses because I will be asking you a lot more questions about these things. I sure hope they aren't faking it too.

I know it's been a while since I posted. The most recent exciting events are as follows:
1. I couldn't get home when it snowed the other night because I live on a big freakin hill and had to crawl along the freeway to my parent's house.
2. Snowboarding season is upon us and I am going on Monday
3. Saw the Canucks play the Ducks the other night (LIVE, not on TV). We lost (of course) but it was glorious. I had a $6 slice of pizza and an $8 beer. We even had the obligatory drunk guys behind us telling the Canucks that they were morons and that they better skate harder. They were so drunk that they left a full $8 beer behind when they left.
4. Braden is in Korea! Check out his blog!
5. Christmas is coming in less than a month and I have 2 presents so far. Crap.

Hope everyone out there in blog land is doing well... I will try to post more often even though I'm sure people have stopped listening and caring.

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3 Comments:

  • At 10:43 PM, Blogger raych said…

    you left a 4. behind. and also, you should link to braden's blog...unless you do...on the side...and i didn't check. also, i'm glad you are blogging again. also, i think i have snuffalufagitis...what are the symptoms? can i self-medicate?

     
  • At 11:16 AM, Blogger Robyn Bishop said…

    I did link Braden silly goose. you should check more closely.
    Pretty much if you have any symptoms at all, you may have snuffalufagitis. You can try to self medicate, but it may be dangerous. Seek professional help if symptoms worsen. Cinzeo may be the only cure.

     
  • At 2:49 AM, Blogger Dueck said…

    I care! Thanks for the comment on our blog, Robyn, cause I had no idea you were out here. Sweet.

    Hi.

     

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